Remember the Pet Rock? Well, the Pet Booger is the world's first novelty in honor of the treasure buried deep within the olfactory orifices. Choose one or more pet boogers from our current collection, or have one custom-made for your school, fraternity, sport team, organization or more...

Each Pet Booger arrives to you tucked inside its see-through capsule, perched upon a twig on a patch of grass. Each Pet Booger has a subject-specific background and lid label. Though not an actual booger, this novelty is the spitting image of the mighty mucus. Each booger is yours for only $5. Orders of $50 or more get free shipping.

Custom-order your Pet Booger! If it's not listed, we can make it.