the Pet Rock? Well, the Pet Booger is the world's
first novelty in honor of the treasure buried deep
within the olfactory orifices. Choose one or more
pet boogers from our current collection, or have one
for your school, fraternity, sport team, organization
Pet Booger arrives to you tucked inside its see-through
capsule, perched upon a twig on a patch of grass.
Each Pet Booger has a subject-specific background
and lid label. Though not an actual booger, this novelty
is the spitting image of the mighty mucus. Each booger
is yours for only $5. Orders of $50 or more
get free shipping.
your Pet Booger! If it's not listed,
we can make it.