CURRENT EVENTS BOOGERS. Here is a complete list of the Current Events Boogers currently available.

Auto Industry Bailout
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Elliot Spitzer Scandal
Hurricane Katrina
Iceland Volcano
Jesse James Scandal
Mexico Drug Wars
Miracle on the Hudson
Mortgage Crisis
Nuclear Iran
Octomom
Public Health Care
Sonia Sotomayor
Stimulus Package
Swine Flu
Tea Party
Tiger Woods Scandal

 

Each Pet Booger arrives to you tucked inside its see-through capsule, perched upon a patch of grass. Each Pet Booger has a subject-specific background and lid label. Though not an actual nose booger (or is it bugar? buggar? bugger?), this novelty is the spitting image of the mighty mucus. Each booger is yours for only $5. Orders of $50 or more get free shipping.

Custom-order your Pet Booger! If it's not listed, we can make it!