
IS IT A REAL
BOOGER?
No. I mean, come on....how am I gonna pick my
nose that much?
CAN I GET ONE
CUSTOM-MADE?
Yes. Send me some pics, and I will custom make a
booger for you with the theme of your choice.
However I do have discretion of what I will make...I
mean, I DO have some values.
WHY A PET
BOOGER?
Why not? Nobody else is doing it.
WHY IS THEIR
LIMITED GENDER-NEUTRALITY IN YOUR COLLECTION?
Because I don't care about gender neutrality.
WHY DON'T YOU
SELL TO NOVELTY STORES?
Wanna help?
COULDN'T YOU
THINK OF SOMETHING LESS GROSS THAN A BOOGER?
Nope.
HOW DID YOU COME
UP THE IDEA?
I just figured that if my wife would leave me, and if
I had too much time on my hands inside an empty house,
I might come up with a cool idea for a pet booger.