IS IT A REAL BOOGER? 
No.  I mean, come on....how am I gonna pick my nose that much?

CAN I GET ONE CUSTOM-MADE?
Yes.  Send me some pics, and I will custom make a booger for you with the theme of your choice.  However I do have discretion of what I will make...I mean, I DO have some values.

WHY A PET BOOGER?
Why not?  Nobody else is doing it.

WHY IS THEIR LIMITED GENDER-NEUTRALITY IN YOUR COLLECTION?
Because I don't care about gender neutrality.

WHY DON'T YOU SELL TO NOVELTY STORES?
Wanna help?

COULDN'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING LESS GROSS THAN A BOOGER?
Nope.

HOW DID YOU COME UP THE IDEA?
I just figured that if my wife would leave me, and if I had too much time on my hands inside an empty house, I might come up with a cool idea for a pet booger.