WORLD'S GREATEST FATHER-IN-LAW. As part of our World's Greatest booger list, show your support with your own pet booger. ACTUAL SIZE IS 2" DIAMETER AND 2" TALL.

Each Pet Booger arrives to you tucked inside its see-through capsule, perched upon a patch of grass. Each Pet Booger has a subject-specific background and lid label. Though not an actual nose booger (or is it bugar? buggar? bugger?), this novelty is the spitting image of the mighty mucus. Each booger is yours for only $5. Orders of $50 or more get free shipping.

Custom-order your Pet Booger! If it's not listed, we can make it!