MILITARY BOOGERS. Here is a complete list of the Military Pet Boogers currently available.

1st Marine Division	Sergeant Major
2nd Marine Division	Gunny Sergeant
3rd Marine Division	Admiral
4th Marine Division	Infantry
5th Marine Division	A.D.A.
6th Marine Division	Military Police
1st Armored Division	Military Intelligence
1st Cavalry Division	Combat Engineer
1st Infantry Division
2nd Infantry Division
3rd Infantry Division
4th Infantry Division
10th Mountain Division
25th Infantry Division
82nd Airborne Division
101st Airborne Division
170 Infantry Brigade
173rd Airborne
2nd Cavalry Regiment
3rd Armored Cavalry
11th Armored Cavalry
Special Forces
75th Ranger Regiment
160th Special Ops
4th Psychological Ops
95th Civil Affairs
528th Sustainment
1st SFOD-D
Navy Seals
U.S. Air Force
U.S. Coast Guard
Support Our Troops
Stryker
Abrams
Bradley
Drill Sergeant

 

Each Pet Booger arrives to you tucked inside its see-through capsule, perched upon a patch of grass. Each Pet Booger has a subject-specific background and lid label. Though not an actual nose booger (or is it bugar? buggar? bugger?), this novelty is the spitting image of the mighty mucus. Each booger is yours for only $5. Orders of $50 or more get free shipping.

Custom-order your Pet Booger! If it's not listed, we can make it!