MISCELLANEOUS BOOGERS. Here is a complete list of the Miscellaneous Pet Boogers currently available.

A Day at a Time	Have a Good Day
A.D.D.	Hayfever
Acne	Herpes
Asthma	Hillbilly
Athlete's Foot	Homecoming Queen
Bad Breath	I believe in You
Baldy	I Love You
Beach Bum	I Miss You
Beer Drinker	I.O.U.
Best Friends	I'm Sorry
Big Spender	Ingrown Toenail
Bipolar	Insomnia
Body Odor	Internet Dating
Borderline Personality	Mountain Man
Brush Your Teeth	Mow the Grass
Change Your Oil	O.C.D.
Coffee Drinker	Pay Your Taxes
Couch Potato	Pick Up Your Room
Cow Patty	Poison Ivy
Diabetes	Prom King
Do the Dishes	Prom Queen
Don't Give Up	Redneck
Don't Pick Your Nose	Remember Me
Ex-boyfriend	Road Rage
Ex-girlfriend	Smoking (No)
Ex-husband	Soccer Mom
Ex-wife	Spare Key
Farting	Take a Break
Feed the Birds	Take out the Trash
First Kiss	Teacher's Pet
Flat Tire	Tightwad
Get a Job	Trailer Trash
Get Well Soon	Wash Yourself
Gonnorhea	Wine Lover
Good Luck
Hangover

 

Each Pet Booger arrives to you tucked inside its see-through capsule, perched upon a patch of grass. Each Pet Booger has a subject-specific background and lid label. Though not an actual nose booger (or is it bugar? buggar? bugger?), this novelty is the spitting image of the mighty mucus. Each booger is yours for only $5. Orders of $50 or more get free shipping.

Custom-order your Pet Booger! If it's not listed, we can make it!