SITE INDEX BOOGERS. Here is a complete list of the Boogers currently available.

Aunt	Road Rage	Anthropologist
Boss	Smoking (No)	Appliance Repairer
Boyfriend	Soccer Mom	Archeologist
Brother-in-Law	Spare Key	Architect
Brother	Take a Break	Artist
Coach	Take out the Trash	Astronomer
Cousin	Teacher's Pet	Attorney
Dad	Tightwad	Audiologist
Father-in-Law	Trailer Trash	Author
Fisherman	Wash Yourself	Automobile Assembler
Friend	Wine Lover	Auto Body Repairman
Girlfriend	Acting	Bank Officer
Grandfather	Amateur Radio	Bank Teller
Grandmother	Antiques	Barber
Husband	Astrology	Bartender
Lover	Astronomy	Biologist
Mom	Backgammon	Bookbinder
Mother-in-Law	Backpacking	Bookkeeper
Neighbor	Ballet	Bricklayer
Personal Trainer	Baseball Card Collecting	Broadcast Technician
Secretary	Belly Dancing	Bus Driver
Sister-in-Law	Bird Watching	Butcher
Story Teller	Boating	Buyer
Teacher	Bodybuilding	Carpenter
Uncle	Bonsai	Carpet Installer
Wife	Brewing Beer	Cashier
Anniversary	Bridge	Chauffeur
Baby Boy	Calligraphy	Chemist
Baby Girl	Camping	Child Care Worker
Baby Shower	Candlemaking	Chiropractor
Bat Mitzvuh	Cheerleader	Choreographer
Best Wishes	Chess	Civil Engineer
Birthday	Cigar Smoking	Clergy
Boy's Graduation	Coin Collecting	Commercial Pilot
Congratulations	Comic Book Collecting	Computer Programmer
Divorce	Cooking	Computer Systems Analyst
Farewell	Crochet	Conservationist
Girl Graduation	Crossword Puzzles	Construction Foreman
Good Luck	Darts	Corporate Executive
Housewarming	Doll Collecting	Corrections Officer
Job Promotion	Dominoes	Cosmetologist
Wedding	Drawing	Court Reporter
Auto Industry Bailout	Dumpster Diving	Dairy Farmer
Don't Ask, Don't Tell	Fashion Design	Dental Hygienist
Elliot Spitzer Scandal	Filmmaking	Dental Lab Technician
Hurricane Katrina	Fine Art Collecting	Dentist
Iceland Volcano	Fishing	Dietitian
Jesse James Scandal	Floristry	Disc Jockey
Mexico Drug Wars	Foosball	Drill Press Operator
Miracle on the Hudson	Four-wheeling	Drywall Finisher
Mortgage Crisis	Frisbee Golf	Economist
Nuclear Iran	Gambling	Electrical Engineer
Octomom	Gardening	Electrical Technican
Public Health Care	Geneology	Electrician
Sonia Sotomayor	Ghost Hunting	EMT
Stimulus Package	Go Kart	Engineering Technician
Swine Flu	Hiking	Farmer
Tea Party	Hunting	Fashion Designer
Tiger Woods Scandal	Jewelry Making	Financial Planner
Bastille Day	Juggling	Firefighter
Christmas	Knitting	Garbage Collector
Cinco de Mayo	Line Dancing	Geologist
Columbus Day	Meditation	Glazier
Easter	Metal Detector	Guard
Halloween	Model Car Collecting	Highway Patrol
Happy Holidays	Motorcycle	Historian
Independence Day	Mountain Biking	Hotel Manager
Labor Day	Mountain Climbing	Industrial Designer
Mardi Gras	Needlepoint	Industrial Engineer
MLK Day	Paintball	Insurance Agent
New Year's	Painting	Insurance Underwriter
President's Day	Palm Reading	Ironworker
St. Patricks	Paper Mache	Janitor
Thanksgiving	Parachuting	Jeweler
Valentines	People Watching	Judge
Alaska	Photography	Laborer
Alabama	Pinball	Librarian
Arizona	Pinocle	Lumberjack
Arkansas	Poker	Machinist
California	Pottery	Maid
Colorado	Puppetry	Mail Carrier
Connecticut	Quilting	Market Research Analyst
Delaware	R.C. Car	Mathematician
Florida	Reading	Mechanic
Georgia	Rock Collecting	Mechanical Engineer
Hawaii	Salsa Dancing	Medical Records
Idaho	Scrapbooking	Medical Laboratory
Illinois	Screenwriting	Medical Secretary
Indiana	Sewing	Meteorologist
Iowa	Shopping	Meter Reader
Kansas	Soap Making	Motion Picture Editor
Kentucky	Square Dancing	Museum Curator
Lousiana	Stamp Collecting	Musical Instrument Repairer
Maine	Storytelling	Newscaster
Maryland	Sudoku	Nuclear Engineer
Massachussetts	Sun Tanning	Nurse
Michigan	Swing Dancing	Nurse's Aide
Minnesota	Tango Dancing	Occupational Therapist
Mississippi	Tea Tasting	Office Machine Repairman
Missouri	Tool Collecting	Optician
Montana	Toy Collecting	Optometrist
Nebraska	Train Collecting	Orthodontist
Nevada	Video Game Collecting	Painter
New Hampshire	Vinyl Record Collecting	Paralegal Assistant
New Jersey	Volkswalking	Parole Officer
New Mexico	Waltzing	Personnel Recruiter
New York	Winemaking	Petroleum Engineer
North Carolina	Wine Tasting	Pharmacist
North Dakota	Yard Sales	Philosopher
Ohio	Acacia	Photographer
Oregon	Alpha Chi Rho	Photojournalist
Pennsylvania	Alpha Delta Gamma	Physical Therapist
Rhode Island	Alpha Delta Phi	Physician
South Carolina	Alpha Epsilon Pi	Physicist
South Dakota	Alpha Gamma Rho	Physiologist
Tennessee	Alpha Kappa Lambda	Piano Tuner
Texas	Alpha Phi Alpha	Plasterer
Utah	Alpha Phi Delta	Plumber
Vermont	Alpha Sigma Phi	Podiatrist
Virginia	Alpha Tau Omega	Police Officer
Washington	Beta Chi Theta	Precision Assembler
Washington, D.C.	Beta Sigma Psi	Psychiatrist
West Virginia	Beta Theta Pi	Psychologist
Wisconsin	Chi Phi	Public Relations Exec.
Wyoming	Chi Psi	Publication Editor
Algebra	Delta Chi	Purchasing Agent
American History	Delta Kappa Epsilon	Railroad Conductor
Animal Science	Delta Phi	Real Estate Agent
Art	Delta Psi	Receptionist
Biology	Delta Sigma Phi	Recreation Worker
Calculus	Delta Tau Delta	Reporter
Chemistry	Delta Upsilon	Respiratory Therapist
Computer Science	Farmhouse	Retail Sales
Differential Equations	Gamma Zeta Alpha	Roofer
Drafting	GDI (Gen. Deleg. of Ind.)	Roustabout
Dynamics	Iota Nu Delta	Sailor
Earth Science	Iota Phi Theta	Sales Representative
Economics	Kappa Alpha	School Principal
Electricity	Kappa Alpha Psi	Set Designer
Engineering	Kappa Delta Phi	Sewage Plant Operator
Fluid Mechanics	Kappa Delta Rho	Sheet Metal Worker
French	Lambda Alpha Upsilon	Shipping/Receiving Clerk
Geography	Lambda Chi Alpha	Shoe Repairman
Geology	Lambda Phi Epsilon	Social Worker
History	Lambda Sigma Upsilon	Sociologist
Home Economics	Lambda Theta Phi	Software Engineer
Literature	Nu Alpha Kappa	Speech Pathologist
Macro-Economics	Omega Delta Phi	Stationary Engineer
Math	Phi Beta Sigma	Statistician
Micro-Economics	Phi Gamma Delta	Stevedore
Music	Phi Iota Alpha	Stockbroker
Physical Education	Phi Kappa Psi	Surgeon
Plant Science	Phi Kappa Sigma	Surveyor
Political Science	Phi Kappa Tau	Tax Examiner
Psychology	Phi Kappa Theta	Taxi Driver
Reading	Phi Lambda Chi	Teacher
Social Studies	Phi Mu Delta	Teacher's Aide
Spanish	Phi Sigma Kappa	Technical Writer
Spelling	Phi Sigma Phi	Telephone Installer
Statistics	Pi Kappa Alpha	Telephone Operator
Theology	Pi Kappa Phi	Tile Installer
Trigonometry	Pi Lambda Phi	Tool-and-Die Maker
Vocabulary	Psi Upsilon	Travel Agent
Amarillo	Sigma Alpha Epsilon	Truck Driver
Atlanta	Sigma Alpha Mu	Typesetter
Austin	Sigma Beta Rho	Typist
Baltimore	Sigma Chi	Undertaker
Birmingham	Sigma Lambda Beta	Upholsterer
Boston	Sigma Nu	Vending Machine Repairer
Charlotte	Sigma Phi	Veterinarian
Chicago	Sigma Phi Delta	Vocational Counselor
Cincinatti	Sigma Phi Epsilon	Waiter
Cleveland	Sigma Pi	Waitress
Corpus Christi	Sigma Tau Gamma	Web Developer
Dallas	Tau Delta Phi	Welder
Daytona Beach	Tau Epsilon Phi	Zoologist
Denver	Tau Kappa Epsilon	Aardvark
Detroit	Theta Chi	Afghan Hound
El Paso	Theta Xi	Airedale Terrier
Fort Worth	Triangle	Akita
Hartford	Zeta Beta Tau	Alaskan Malamute
Honolulu	Arizona State	Alligator
Houston	Baylor	Ant
Kansas City	Berkely	Ape
Las Vegas	Boston College	Armadillo
Los Angeles	Boston University	Australian Shepherd
Memphis	Brown University	Baboon
Miami	Cal. Inst. of Technology	Badger
Nashville	Carnegie Mellon	Basset Hound
New Orleans	Clemson	Bat
New York City	Colorado State	Beagle
Oklahoma City	Columbia Univ.	Bear
Orlando	Cornell	Beaver
Philadelphia	Dartmouth	Bed Bug
Phoenix	Drexel	Bichon Frise
Pittsburgh	Duke	Blue Whale
Portland	Emory University	Bluegill
San Antonio	Florida State	Boa Constrictor
San Diego	Fordham University	Bobcat
San Francisco	Georgetown	Boston Terrier
Savannah	Georgia Tech	Boxer
Seattle	Harvard	Brine Shrimp
St. Louis	Indiana	Buffalo
Tallahassee	Iowa State	Bull Terrier
Tampa	Johns Hopkins	Cairn Terrier
Tucson	Lehigh	Camel
Tulsa	Michigan State	Canadian Goose
Archery	M.I.T.	Canary
Badminton	N.Y.U.	Caribou
Baseball	N. Carolina State	Catfish
Basketball	Northwestern	Centipede
Billiards	Ohio State	Cheetah
Bobsled	Penn State	Chesapeake Bay Retriever
Boccia	Pepperdine	Chicken
Bodybuilding	Perdue	Chigger
Bowling	Princeton	Chihuahua
Bungee	Rice	Chimpanzee
Canoeing	SMU	Chinchilla
Clay Pigeon Shooters	Stanford	Chipmunk
Cricket	St. Louis University	Chow Chow
Croquet	Syracuse	Cicada
Curling	Texas A&M	Cobra
Cycling	Tufts	Cockatiel
Darts	Tulane	Cocker Spaniel
Diving	U.C.-Davis	Cockroach
Dog Racing	U.C.L.A.	Collie
Fencing	U.C.-Irvine	Copperhead
Figure Skating	U.C.-San Diego	Cottonmouth
Football	U.C.-Riverside	Cougar
Gaelic	U.C.-Santa Barbara	Cow
Golf	U.C.-Santa Cruz	Crab
Gymnastics	Florida	Crappie
Handball	North Carolina	Crayfish
Hockey	Alabama	Cricket
Horse Racing	Arizona	Crocodile
Hurling	University of Chicago	Dachshund
Ice Skating	Colorado	Daddy Long Legs
Judo	UConn	Dalmation
Karate	Delaware	Deer
Lacrosse	Georgia	Deer Tick
Marathon	Illinois	Diamondback Rattler
Martial Arts	Iowa	Dingo
MMA	Kansas	Doberman
NASCAR	Kentucky	Dodo
Pilates	Maryland	Dolphin
Ping Pong	UMass	Donkey
Polo	Univ. of Miami	Eagle
Racketball	Michigan	Earthworm
Rally Racing	Mich.-Ann Arbor	Elephant
Rowing	Minnesota	English Bulldog
Rugby	Mizzou	Flea
Sailing	Nebraska	Fox Terrier
Scuba Diving	Notre Dame	German Shepherd
Skateboarding	Oregon	Golden Retriever
Skiing	Univ. of Pennsylvania	Grasshopper
Snooker	Univ. of South Carolina	Great Dane
Snowboarding	U.S.C.	Great Pyrenees
Spelunking	Tennessee	Groundhog
Squash	Utah	Guinea Pig
Surfing	Vermont	Heartworm
Swimming	Univ. of Washington	Horse
Tennis	Univ. of Pittsburgh	Housefly
Triathlon	Rochester	Irish Setter
Volleyball	Texas	Killer Whale
Water Polo	Virginia	Laborador Retriever
Water Skiing	Wisconsin	Largemouth Bass
Weightlifting	Vanderbilt	Lhasa Apso
Windsurfing	Wake Forest	Lobster
Wrestling	Washington State	Maltese
1st Marine Division	Yale	Mastiff
2nd Marine Division	Yeshiva	Miniature Pinscher
3rd Marine Division	Wash U. (St. Louis)	Mosquito
4th Marine Division	Angelina Jolie	Newfoundland
5th Marine Division	Anna Nicole Smith	Northern Pike
6th Marine Division	Anne Hathaway	Pekingese
1st Armored Division	Ben Affleck	Polar Bear
1st Cavalry Division	Beyonce Knowles	Pomeranian
1st Infantry Division	Brad Pitt	Poodle
2nd Infantry Division	Britney Spears	Pug
3rd Infantry Division	Calista Flockhart	Python
4th Infantry Division	Catherine Zeta-Jones	Quail
10th Mountain Division	Chris Evans	Ringworm
25th Infantry Division	Chris Rock	Rottweiler
82nd Airborne Division	Christopher Mintz Plasse	Roundworm
101st Airborne Division	Claire van der Boom	Saint Bernard
170 Infantry Brigade	Collette Wolfe	Samoyed
173rd Airborne	Corin Redgrave	Schipperke
2nd Cavalry Regiment	Daniela Ruah	Schnauzer
3rd Armored Cavalry	Daniel Redcliffe	Scottish Terrier
11th Armored Cavalry	Delle Bolton	Sea Lion
Special Forces	Dixie Carter	Shar-Pei
75th Ranger Regiment	Emma Watson	Shrimp
160th Special Ops	Gemma Arterton	Siberian Husky
4th Psychological Ops	George Clooney	Skunk
95th Civil Affairs	Gerard Butler	Smallmouth Bass
528th Sustainment	George Lopez	Spanish Hound
1st SFOD-D	Gwyneth Paltrow	Springer Spaniel
Navy Seals	Heidi Montag	Starfish
U.S. Air Force	Helen Slater	Tapeworm
U.S. Coast Guard	Isabelle Fuhrman	Texas Longhorn
Support Our Troops	James Franco	Tilapia
Stryker	Jean Claude van Damme	Wallaby
Abrams	Jeffrey Dean Morgan	Walrus
Bradley	Jennifer Anniston	Wasp
Drill Sergeant	Jennifer Gimenez	Weimaraner
Sergeant Major	Jennifer Holland	Welsh Corgi
Gunny Sergeant	Jennifer Lopez	Whooping Crane
Admiral	Jennifer Love Hewitt	Wildebeest
Infantry	Jenny McCarthy	Wolf
A.D.A.	Jerry Bruckheimer	Wolf Spider
Military Police	Jessica Alba	Woodpecker
Military Intelligence	Jessica Simpson	Yorkshire Terrier
Combat Engineer	Jet Li	Zebra
Afghanistan	Johnny Depp	Alan Keyes
Albania	Julia Roberts	Al Franken
Australia	Justin Welborn	Al Gore
Austria	Kate Winslet	Al Sharpton
Bahamas	Katie Holmes	Amy Klobucher
Belgium	Kim McGuire	Arlen Specter
Belize	Kristen Stewart	Arnold Schwartzenegger
Bosnia	Leonardo DeCaprio	Barack Obama
Brazil	Lindsay Lohan	Barbara Boxer
Canada	Lindsey Fonseca	Barbara Mikulski
Cape Verde Islands	Maria Conchita Alonso	Ben Cardin
Chile	Matt Damon	Ben Nelson
China	Megan Fox	Bernie Sanders
Costa Rica	Mel Gibson	Beverly Perdue
Cuba	Melody Robertson	Bill Clinton
Czech Republic	Michael Pitt	Bill Nelson
Denmark	Mylie Cyrus	Bill Richardson
Dominican Republic	Naomi Watts	Bill Ritter
Ecuador	Natalya Rudakova	Bobby Jindal
Egypt	Nicole Kidman	Bob Casey Jr.
El Salvador	Paige Hurd	Bob Corker
England	Pamela Anderson	Bob McDonnell
Fiji	Paris Hilton	Bob Menendez
Finland	Penelope Cruz	Bob Riley
France	Peter Scolari	Brad Henry
Germany	Rachel Weisz	Brian Schweitzer
Ghana	Robert Pattinson	Butch Otter
Greece	Robert Redford	Byron Dorgan
Grenada	Ron Jeremy	Carl Levin
Guatemala	Russell Crowe	Charlie Crist
Haiti	Ryan Reynolds	Chet Culver
Honduras	'69 Pontiac Trans-Am	Chris Christie
Hungary	Alfa Romeo 159	Chris Dodd
Iceland	Alfa Romeo Duetto	Christine Gregoire
India	Alfa Romeo Spider	Chuck Grassley
Indonesia	Audi A4	Chuck Schumer
Iran	Audi A6	Claire McCaskill
Iraq	Audi A8	Colin Powell
Ireland	Audi TT	Daniel Akaka
Israel	Austin Healey 3000	Daniel Inouye
Italy	Austin Mini Cooper S	Dave Freudenthal
Jamaica	BMW 3	David Paterson
Japan	BMW 5	David Vitter
Kenya	BMW 6	Debbie Stabenow
Kosovo	BMW Isetta	Deval Patrick
Kuwait	BMW Isetta Bubble Car	Diane Feinstein
Libya	BMW M3	Dick Cheney
Malaysia	BMW Z4	Dick Durbin
Maldives	Boss 429 Mustang	Donald Carcieri
Mexico	Bugatti Veyron	Ed Rendell
Monaco	Buick Riviera	Elliot Spitzer
Mongolia	Buick Skylark GS	Evan Bayh
Morocco	Cadillac de Ville	Frank Lautenberg
Nepal	Cadillac Elderado	Gary Herbert
Netherlands	Cadillac Escalade	Gavin Newsom
New Zealand	Chevrolet Biscayne	George W. Bush
Nicaragua	Chevy Corvette	George Limieux
North Korea	Chevy Camaro	George Voinovich
Northern Ireland	Chevy Chevelle	Haley Barbour
Norway	Chevy Corvette Stingray	Harry Reid
Pakistan	Chevy Impala	Herb Kohl
Peru	Chrysler 300c	Hillary Clinton
Portugal	Chrysler New Yorker	Jack Markell
Qatar	Comet	Jack Reid
Romania	Crown Victoria	Jan Brewer
Russia	Datsun Fairlady	Jay Nixon
Somoa	Delorean	J.C. Watts
Saudi Arabia	Dodge Charger RT	Jeanne Shaheen
Scotland	Dodge Charger RT SE	Jeff Bingaman
Singapore	Dodge Dart GT	Jeff Merkley
South Africa	Dodge Dart Pioneer	Jeff Sessions
South Korea	Dodge Ram	Jennifer Granholm
Spain	Dodge Viper	Jesse Jackson
St. Lucia	Edsel	Jesse Ventura
Sweden	F-150	Jim Bunning
Switzerland	F-250	Jim DeMint
Taiwan	F-350	Jim Douglas
Thailand	Ferrari Enzo	Jim Doyle
The Philippines	Ferrari 458 Italia	Jim Gibbons
Turkey	Ferrari 612 Scaglietti	Jim Inhofe
Ukraine	Fiat 500	Jim Risch
United Arab Emirates	Firebird	Jim Webb
Venezuela	Ford Fairlane	Joe Biden
Vietnam	Ford Falcon	Joe Leiberman
A Day at a Time	Ford Galaxie 500XL Skyliner	Joe Manchin
A.D.D.	Ford GT 40	John Ashcroft
Acne	Ford Model T	John Baldacci
Asthma	Ford Mustang	John Barrasso
Athlete's Foot	Ford Tourneo Connect	John Conyers
Bad Breath	GTO	John Cornyn
Baldy	Hemi Cuda	John Edwards
Beach Bum	Holden Commodore	John Ensign
Beer Drinker	Honda CR-V	John Hoeven
Best Friends	Jaguar E-Type	John Kerry
Big Spender	Jaguar XF	John Lynch
Bipolar	Jaguar XK	John McCain
Body Odor	Lamborghini Miura	Johnny Isakson
Borderline Personality	Lexus GS	John Tester
Brush Your Teeth	Lexus IS	Jon Kyl
Change Your Oil	Lincoln Continental	Judd Gregg
Coffee Drinker	Lotus Elan	Karl Rove
Couch Potato	Lotus Elise	Kay Bailey Hutchison
Cow Patty	Maserati Gran Turismo	Kay Hagan
Diabetes	Mazda Protege 5	Kent Conrad
Do the Dishes	Mazda Protege	Kirsten Gillibrand
Don't Give Up	Mazerati Quattroport	Kit Bond
Don't Pick Your Nose	McClaren F1	Lamar Alexander
Ex-boyfriend	Mercedes 300SL Gullwing	Linda Lingle
Ex-girlfriend	Mercedes CLK	Lindsey Graham
Ex-husband	Mercedes E-Class	Lisa Murkowski
Ex-wife	Mercedes S-Class	Madeleine Albright
Farting	Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution	Maria Cantwell
Feed the Birds	Pagani Zonda	Mark Begich
First Kiss	Peugot Partner	Mark Parkinson
Flat Tire	Plymouth Barracuda	Mark Pryor
Get a Job	Porsche 911	Mark Sanford
Get Well Soon	Porsche Boxster	Mark Udall
Gonnorhea	Range Rover	Flute
Good Luck	Renault Clio	Piccolo
Hangover	Renault Laguna	Clarinet
Have a Good Day	RS SS Camaro	Bassoon
Hayfever	Skoda Roomster	English Horn
Herpes	Studebaker	Oboe
Hillbilly	Thunderbird	Accordion
Homecoming Queen	Toyota Corolla	Saxophone
I believe in You	Toyota RAV 4	Bagpipe
I Love You	Triumph Spitfire	Harmonica
I Miss You	Triumph TR3	Drums
I.O.U.	Triumph TR4	Xylophone
I'm Sorry	Triumph TR6	Marimba
Ingrown Toenail	Volvo C70	Trumpet
Insomnia	Volvo S60	Trombone
Internet Dating	VW Beetle	Bugle
Mountain Man	VW Eos	Tuba
Mow the Grass	VW Golf	French Horn
O.C.D.	VW Rabbit	Guitar
Pay Your Taxes	Jaguar XJ	Piano
Pick Up Your Room	Accountant	Violin
Poison Ivy	Actor	Viola
Prom King	Actuary	Cello
Prom Queen	Ad Salesman	Double Bass
Redneck	Advertising Executive	Madolin
Remember Me	Aerospace Engineer	Banjo
The Clash	Agricultural Scientist	Harp
Coasters	Aircraft Mechanic	Synthesizer
Coldplay	The Drifters	Bass Guitar
Count Basie	Dr. John	50 Cent
Cream	Duke Ellington	ABBA
Crowded House	Duran Duran	ABC
Crosby,Stills,Nash&Young	Dusty Springfield	AC/DC
Culture Club	Dvorak	Aerosmith
Cyndi Lauper	The Eagles	Alanis Morissette
Cypress Hill	Echo and the Bunnymen	Al Green
David Bowie	Ella Fitzgerald	Alice Cooper
Dead Kennedys	Elton John	Allman Brothers
DeBussy	Elvis Presley	Amy Winehouse
Deee Lite	Eminem	The Animals
Deep Purple	Emmylou Harris	Arctic Mponkeys
Def Leppard	Eric Clapton	Arrested Development
Depeche Mode	Eurythmics	The Avalanches
Derick and the Dominos	Fatboy Slim	B-52's
Devo	Fats Domino	Bach
Dion	Fleetwood Mac	BB King
Dionne Warwick	Flying Burrito Brothers	Beach Boys
Dire Straits	Foo Fighters	Beastie Boys
Dizzy Gillespie	Four Tops	Beatles
Dolly Parton	Frankie Goes to Hollywood	Bee Gees
Donald Fagen	Frank Sinatra	Beethoven
Donna Summer	Frank Zappa	Benny Goodman
Dr. Dre	Free	Bernstein
Human League	Fugees	Beyonce
Engelbert Humperdinck	Garbage	Billy Holiday
Ice Cube	Genesis	Billy Joel
Iggy Pop	George Harrison	Bizet
Iron Maiden	George Jones	Bjork
Isley Brothers	George Michael	Black Flag
Isaac Hayes	Gershwin	Black Sabbath
Jackson 5	Glen Campbell	Blondie
Jackson Browne	Grace Jones	Blood Sweat and Tears
James Brown	Grateful Dead	Blue Oyster Cult
James Taylor	Green Day	Bob Dylan
Janes Addiction	Grieg	Bob Marley
Janet Jackson	Guns 'n Roses	Bob Seger
Janis Joplin	Handel	Bo Diddley
Jay Z	Hank Williams	Bon Jovi
Jeff Beck	Hank Williams Jr.	Boston
Jefferson Airplane	Hayden	Brahms
Jerry Lee Lewis	Herbie Hancock	Breeders
Jethro Tull	Hole	Britney Spears
Jimi Hendrix	Rod Stewart	Bruce Springsteen
Joe Cocker	Rolling Stones	Buddy Holly
Joe Jackson	Ronettes	Buffalo Springfield
John Coltrane	Roy Orbison	Buzzcocks
John Lee Hooker	Run DMC	Cat Stevens
John Lennon	Rush	Credence Clearwater Rev.
John Mayall	Sam Cooke	Charlie Parker
Johnny Cash	Santana	Cheap Trick
Joni Mitchell	Schumann	Chick Corea
Justin Timberlake	Sex Pistols	Chopin
Kanye West	Simon and Garfunkel	Chuck Berry
Kate Bush	Simple Minds	Ojays
King Crimson	Sinead O'Connor	Orff
KLF	Siouxsie and the Banshees	Otis Redding
Lauren Hill	Slayer	Outkast
Laurie Anderson	Smashing Pumpkins	Patsy Cline
LeClair	Snoop Dogg	Paul McCartney
Led Zeppelin	Sonic Youth	Paul Simon
Linda Ronstadt	Spoon	Pearl Jam
Liszt	Steely Dan	Percy Sledge
Little Feat	Steve Miller Band	Peter Gabriel
Little Richard	Strauss	Pet Shop Boys
Loretta Lynn	Stravinsky	Pink Floyd
Los Lobos	The Supremes	Pixies
Louis Armstrong	Suzanne Vega	P.J. Harvey
Lou Reed	System of a Down	The Platters
Lynyrd Skynyrd	Talking Heads	The Pretenders
Madonna	Talk Talk	Prince
Mamas and Papas	Tchaikovsky	Procol Harum
Mary J. Blige	The Temptations	Queen
Mendelssohn	The Cars	Rachmaninoff
Metallica	The Cult	Ramones
Michael Jackson	The Cure	Ray Charles
Midnight Oil	The Doors	Red Hot Chili Peppers
Miles Davis	The Kinks	REM
Missy Elliott	The Monkees	Righteous Brothers
Moby	The Pogues	Rimsky Korsakov
Morrissey	The Police	Ritchie Valens
Motorhead	The The	Wagner
Mott the Hoople	The Who	Warren Zevon
Mozart	Thin Lizzy	Weather Report
Muddy Waters	Tina Turner	Weezer
Mussorgsky	TLC	Willy Nelson
Nas	Todd Rundgren	Woody Guthrie
Neil Young	Tom Petty	Wu Tang Clan
Nine Inch Nails	Tom Wait	Yardbirds
Nirvana	Tori Amos	Yes
Verdi	Tracy Chapman	ZZ Top
Violent Femmes	Traffic	Undertones
Vivaldi	U2	Van Halen
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Each Pet Booger arrives to you tucked inside its see-through capsule, perched upon a patch of grass. Each Pet Booger has a subject-specific background and lid label. Though not an actual nose booger (or is it bugar? buggar? bugger?), this novelty is the spitting image of the mighty mucus. Each booger is yours for only $5. Orders of $50 or more get free shipping.

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