POLITICAL BOOGERS. Here is a complete list of the Political Boogers currently available.

Alan Keyes	Harry Reid	Mark Warner
Al Franken	Herb Kohl	Martin O'Malley
Al Gore	Hillary Clinton	Max Baucus
Al Sharpton	Jack Markell	Maxine Waters
Amy Klobucher	Jack Reid	Michael Bennet
Arlen Specter	Jan Brewer	Michael Bloomberg
Arnold Schwartzenegger	Jay Nixon	Mike Beebe
Barack Obama	J.C. Watts	Mike Crapo
Barbara Boxer	Jeanne Shaheen	Mike Enzi
Barbara Mikulski	Jeff Bingaman	Mike Johanns
Ben Cardin	Jeff Merkley	Mike Rounds
Ben Nelson	Jeff Sessions	Mitch Daniels
Bernie Sanders	Jennifer Granholm	Mitch McConnell
Beverly Perdue	Jesse Jackson	M. Jodi Rell
Bill Clinton	Jesse Ventura	Nancy Pelosi
Bill Nelson	Jim Bunning	Newt Gingrich
Bill Richardson	Jim DeMint	Olympia Snowe
Bill Ritter	Jim Douglas	Orrin Hatch
Bobby Jindal	Jim Doyle	Pat Quinn
Bob Casey Jr.	Jim Gibbons	Patrick Leahy
Bob Corker	Jim Inhofe	Pat Roberts
Bob McDonnell	Jim Risch	Patty Murray
Bob Menendez	Jim Webb	Phil Bredesen
Bob Riley	Joe Biden	Ralph Nader
Brad Henry	Joe Leiberman	Ray Nagin
Brian Schweitzer	Joe Manchin	Richard Burr
Butch Otter	John Ashcroft	Richard Shelby
Byron Dorgan	John Baldacci	Rick Lazio
Carl Levin	John Barrasso	Rick Perry
Charlie Crist	John Conyers	Rick Santorum
Chet Culver	John Cornyn	Robert Byrd
Chris Christie	John Edwards	Robert Foster Bennet
Chris Dodd	John Ensign	Roger Wicker
Christine Gregoire	John Hoeven	Rolando Burris
Chuck Grassley	John Kerry	Ron Paul
Chuck Schumer	John Lynch	Ron Wyden
Claire McCaskill	John McCain	Rudy Guiliani
Colin Powell	Johnny Isakson	Russ Feingold
Daniel Akaka	John Tester	Sam Brownback
Daniel Inouye	Jon Kyl	Sarah Palin
Dave Freudenthal	Judd Gregg	Saxby Chambliss
David Paterson	Karl Rove	Scott Brown
David Vitter	Kay Bailey Hutchison	Sean Parnell
Debbie Stabenow	Kay Hagan	Sheldon Whitehouse
Deval Patrick	Kent Conrad	Sherrod Brown
Diane Feinstein	Kirsten Gillibrand	Sonny Perdue
Dick Cheney	Kit Bond	Steve Beshear
Dick Durbin	Lamar Alexander	Susan Collins
Donald Carcieri	Linda Lingle	Ted Kaufman
Ed Rendell	Lindsey Graham	Ted Kulongoski
Elliot Spitzer	Lisa Murkowski	Ted Strickland
Evan Bayh	Madeleine Albright	Thad Cochran
Frank Lautenberg	Maria Cantwell	Tim Pawlenty
Gary Herbert	Mark Begich	Tom Carper
Gavin Newsom	Mark Parkinson	Tom Coburn
George W. Bush	Mark Pryor	Tom Harkin
George Limieux	Mark Sanford	Tom Udall
George Voinovich	Mark Udall
Haley Barbour

 

Each Pet Booger arrives to you tucked inside its see-through capsule, perched upon a patch of grass. Each Pet Booger has a subject-specific background and lid label. Though not an actual nose booger (or is it bugar? buggar? bugger?), this novelty is the spitting image of the mighty mucus. Each booger is yours for only $5. Orders of $50 or more get free shipping.

Custom-order your Pet Booger! If it's not listed, we can make it!