JOB PROFESSIONS BOOGERS. Here is a complete list of the Job Professions Boogers currently available.

Accountant	EMT	Plasterer
Actor	Engineering Technician	Plumber
Actuary	Farmer	Podiatrist
Ad Salesman	Fashion Designer	Police Officer
Advertising Executive	Financial Planner	Precision Assembler
Aerospace Engineer	Firefighter	Psychiatrist
Agricultural Scientist	Garbage Collector	Psychologist
Aircraft Mechanic	Geologist	Public Relations Exec.
Anthropologist	Glazier	Publication Editor
Appliance Repairer	Guard	Purchasing Agent
Archeologist	Highway Patrol	Railroad Conductor
Architect	Historian	Real Estate Agent
Artist	Hotel Manager	Receptionist
Astronomer	Industrial Designer	Recreation Worker
Attorney	Industrial Engineer	Reporter
Audiologist	Insurance Agent	Respiratory Therapist
Author	Insurance Underwriter	Retail Sales
Automobile Assembler	Ironworker	Roofer
Auto Body Repairman	Janitor	Roustabout
Bank Officer	Jeweler	Sailor
Bank Teller	Judge	Sales Representative
Barber	Laborer	School Principal
Bartender	Librarian	Set Designer
Biologist	Lumberjack	Sewage Plant Operator
Bookbinder	Machinist	Sheet Metal Worker
Bookkeeper	Maid	Shipping/Receiving Clerk
Bricklayer	Mail Carrier	Shoe Repairman
Broadcast Technician	Market Research Analyst	Social Worker
Bus Driver	Mathematician	Sociologist
Butcher	Mechanic	Software Engineer
Buyer	Mechanical Engineer	Speech Pathologist
Carpenter	Medical Records	Stationary Engineer
Carpet Installer	Medical Laboratory	Statistician
Cashier	Medical Secretary	Stevedore
Chauffeur	Meteorologist	Stockbroker
Chemist	Meter Reader	Surgeon
Child Care Worker	Motion Picture Editor	Surveyor
Chiropractor	Museum Curator	Tax Examiner
Choreographer	Musical Instrument Repairer	Taxi Driver
Civil Engineer	Newscaster	Teacher
Clergy	Nuclear Engineer	Teacher's Aide
Commercial Pilot	Nurse	Technical Writer
Computer Programmer	Nurse's Aide	Telephone Installer
Computer Systems Analyst	Occupational Therapist	Telephone Operator
Conservationist	Office Machine Repairman	Tile Installer
Construction Foreman	Optician	Tool-and-Die Maker
Corporate Executive	Optometrist	Travel Agent
Corrections Officer	Orthodontist	Truck Driver
Cosmetologist	Painter	Typesetter
Court Reporter	Paralegal Assistant	Typist
Dairy Farmer	Parole Officer	Undertaker
Dental Hygienist	Personnel Recruiter	Upholsterer
Dental Lab Technician	Petroleum Engineer	Vending Machine Repairer
Dentist	Pharmacist	Veterinarian
Dietitian	Philosopher	Vocational Counselor
Disc Jockey	Photographer	Waiter
Drill Press Operator	Photojournalist	Waitress
Drywall Finisher	Physical Therapist	Web Developer
Economist	Physician	Welder
Electrical Engineer	Physicist	Zoologist
Electrical Technican	Physiologist
Electrician	Piano Tuner

 

Each Pet Booger arrives to you tucked inside its see-through capsule, perched upon a patch of grass. Each Pet Booger has a subject-specific background and lid label. Though not an actual nose booger (or is it bugar? buggar? bugger?), this novelty is the spitting image of the mighty mucus. Each booger is yours for only $5. Orders of $50 or more get free shipping.

Custom-order your Pet Booger! If it's not listed, we can make it!