WORLD'S GREATEST BOOGERS. Here is a complete list of the World's Greatest Boogers currently available.

Aunt
Boss
Boyfriend
Brother-in-Law
Brother
Coach
Cousin
Dad
Father-in-Law
Fisherman
Friend
Girlfriend
Grandfather
Grandmother
Husband
Lover
Mom
Mother-in-Law
Neighbor
Personal Trainer
Secretary
Sister-in-Law
Story Teller
Teacher
Uncle
Wife

 

Each Pet Booger arrives to you tucked inside its see-through capsule, perched upon a patch of grass. Each Pet Booger has a subject-specific background and lid label. Though not an actual nose booger (or is it bugar? buggar? bugger?), this novelty is the spitting image of the mighty mucus. Each booger is yours for only $5. Orders of $50 or more get free shipping.

Custom-order your Pet Booger! If it's not listed, we can make it!